Entry #3: War is as old as time

WARNING: This article isn't going to offend or humiliate parrots or parrots-lovers in any way; during the writing process, not a single parrot was harmed either mentally or physically.

    Do you ever have a dog? What about a cat? Maybe a catdog? The parrot havers, we will talk with you later. So whatever you answered above, today I will show you a perfect example of what happens, when someone lets the total cat person write about carrying a dog. In today's program, the top 3 biased points about dogs, or just an article 3 Reasons Why Dogs are Easier Than Cats.

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    First, dogs are expressive while cats are stoic. Just like any creature, no matter if it is a human, cat, or parrot, dogs just like them could be secretive and masking. They also could be even manipulative, like people used to think about cats, just even talking about situations, when we have concerned owners bringing their dog to the vet, where the veterinarian calmly explains to them that their dog just has an "inflammation of cunning" and to fix it their dog just need a little treat.

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    Talking about vet, we have a second point, vet visits. It's no easier way to say that you never bring animals to vet, than to say that all cats are always hard to take to the clinic, while with a dog it will cost you only love and treats. Just like I wrote before, every animal has a different personality, so that all depends on the specific animal and how this specific animal was trained, if it was at all.

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    Last but not least, Dogs will eat anything. Of course they will, just like cats, but for the worldwide sadness that "anything" usually is unhealthy food, like a beacon from your breakfast that was prepared NOT-FOR-THEM, filler for toys, leaves of house plants, and if anyone wanna ask me personally why they do that, I don't have an answer better than "Because they can". Again according to point #1, dogs like everyone in this world depend on their identity, according to #2 that depends on how they were trained, and for this point, it's also the living conditions of the specific animal. No matter whether is it a dog or a cat, if they living on the street they will eat everything that not moving, and exactly the opposite of this, if the animal lives in a house where they don't need to fight for food, there is much more possibility that they will turn up the nose at some poorly sliced marbled beef with a sauce made from the blood of their biggest nemesis (parrots).

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So what we are summing up? All animals are different, some of them are hard to carry, some of them easy, but all of them are perfect and should be loved, as long as they aren't parrots.

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